I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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