Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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