remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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