My balls are so social today.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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