kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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