my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
