i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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