Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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