I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
3pm strippers are depressing
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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