and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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