Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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