dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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