Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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