i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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