The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just googled if crying burns calories
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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