idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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