Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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