YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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