ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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