Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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