Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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