What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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