piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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