apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize