Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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