Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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