Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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