There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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