i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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