is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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