none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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