There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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