I wanna bring you to show and tell
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
there was a trapeze. enough said
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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