Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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