Small penises have feelings too.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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