Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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