Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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