scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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