i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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