Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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