sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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