So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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