At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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