I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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