trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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