So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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