What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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