Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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