WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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