And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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