You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My bed smells like the plague
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
