Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i think im in europe. pls send help
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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