I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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