Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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