OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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