I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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